Mission Impossible III: Kentucky K-Mart Kaper

A man accused of rappelling into a Kentucky K-Mart after hours is currently in jail despite a trial that seemed to be going well, before he punched his lawyer in the face in front of the judge. As the defendant eloquently stated it,
"Them are just accusations. They don't got no physical evidence whatsoever, just some guy, got caught up accusing me of being in there, and they don't have nothing else." This has nothing to do with bikes, but it's amazing news.