A few interesting facts:

Chuck Norris' hand is the only hand that can beat a royal flush.

In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.

Crop circles are Chuck's way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the f%#k down.

Chuck Norris is not lactose intolerant, he just refuses to put up with lactose's shit.

Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

A blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris' shoe. Chuck replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm Chuck Norris!" The mere mention of his name cured this man blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse delivered by Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.

When the boogeyman goes to sleep at night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

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